Thursday, May 11, 2006

Grand jury indicts KY-Gov. Ernie Fletcher

Hahahahahaha
The special grand jury that's been investigating state government hiring practices today indicted Gov. Ernie Fletcher on three misdemeanor charges of conspiracy, official misconduct and political discrimination.
We saw this dude on Home Shopping Network a couple weeks back. I was oddly compelled to watch the suck-uppy Suzanne Somers hawking her ridiculous clothes and talking in this "shared love of shopping" way to callers, and suddenly she introduced Kentucky Governor Ernie Fletcher! He walks onto the set, casually and in a leather jacket - surreal in and of itself - she talks about how handsome he is, and then says in a winking kinda way that she and Ernie are announcing a business venture soon, but they can't talk about it yet. It all just seemed totally sleazy, and a little pokin' around showed that Ernie lived up to my intuition. And now this.

Ha.

Ha.

Ha.

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