ipso

Jonah Goldberg:

A. Bush can do anything.
B. Bush hasn't captured Bin Laden.

Therefore,

C. Bin Laden must not exist! (ie, must be dead)

I mean why wouldn't Bin Laden issue a video for the five year anniversary of 9/11?

Rock solid logic. If you'll excuse the expression, "Mission Accomplished!"

Howabout: "Ladies and Gentleman...We got him."

Hmm, this is getting messy.