But Do You Have Any OTHER Stories?

The story of Democrats winning a lot of seats is not interesting enough to the TV news, apparently. So they're sitting around the campfire telling other stories they like better.

A
If Democrats win big, then over the next few years the responsibility for the Iraq quagmire will slowly shift over - partially - to their shoulders, and that will help Republicans in their 2008 bid.

B
The Democratic candidates that are doing well this cycle are the most conservative ones, the ones that "sound more like Jerry Falwell than Jane Fonda." (Tucker Carlson)

C
This election is really a test of whether Democrats have learned how to conduct their own Get-Out-The-Vote campaign.

D
What defines victory for the two parties this election?

Bonus segway, as only FOX News can do it:
"We've been talking about this actress, murdered in NYC...it was an illegal immigrant that did it. Immigration hasn't been as much of an issue recently..."


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