Sitting on a bench in a subway station this morning, waiting for my train. I notice that the young woman next to me is eating a Snicker's bar. "Hmmm, " I say to myself, "Strange how people have some wildly varying views of what's To Eat in the morning." I close my eyes and focus on the music.

A few minutes later, I open them and notice that the woman is...opening another Snicker's bar to, apparently, continue her breakfast.