Time Warner Cable's got the brilliant fucking idea to offer DVRs without the ability to skip commercials, and only keep your shows for a maximum of 1 day. Sure it's free, but do you understand nothing about how Tivo became popular?

Here's another free idea for you that I'm sure will really take off and customers will love. How about a dedicated button on the remote, where viewers can press the button at any time during a commercial and they can be immediately added to an email list from that advertiser, letting them get More Information about that product? Great, huh?

Hilarious time for TWC to introduce a new marketing slogan and url: wethinklikeyouthink.