Original iPhone

Fake Steve Jobs:

No, not a $200 rebate. And no, we're not going to let you return the phone or cancel your plan with AT&T. But here's what we're going to do. It's a sticker. Bring in your receipt to any Apple store or AT&T store and show that you paid full price for your iPhone, and we'll give you a sticker that says, "Original iPhone." Very small, very classy, black on black, made of super high quality plastic with a glossy finish. Something you'll be proud to put on your iPhone so everyone will know that you're not just any iPhone user; you're one of the super smart, super cool early adopters who paid full price.

I'm sad to be late to the FSJ party, but this guy's brilliant - his many takes on yesterday's Apple event are spot-on.