We Set a Giant Cell Phone Tower on Fire

Fake Steve Jobs:

Anyway, last night we got everyone out on the lawn, gave out free booze and peyote, and set a giant cell phone tower on fire to represent the way we are about to torch the entire cell industry and change the world forever. Intense symbolism. And yes, we got hit with a huge fine from the Cupertino Fire Department, but you know what? It was worth it. Everyone was blown away. Lots of freaky body painting and nudity going on. I've always believed that you don't really know someone until you've tripped together. Last night I really got to know Al Gore and I must say, he's an awesome human being with a truly elevated spirit. Much love, Al.