Have I told you how much I love Fake Steve Jobs?

Do you have any idea how maddening it is to be this smart and to create perfect products and then have frigtards tell me I'm arrogant because I won't let them mess with perfection? Did Leonardo da Vinci finish his big statue of David and then say, Hey, any frigtards who want to add an extra leg or a third eye right in the forehead or whatever, well, go ahead, have at it? No. He did not. He said, Get the fuck away from my statue, jackass. You can look at it. That's it. And oh yeah. Pay me.