Bright Side

Brilliant "Shorter Star Parker" from Sadly, No.

The Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr. lived and died so that black people could quit complaining and look on the bright side — yet once again they are weakening America’s spirit with their special-interest pleadings.

The "Shorter" technique is such a fantastic thing. You hear this kind of bullshit argument all the time, and it's incredibly helpful for me to see it encapsulated thusly.