Shell

The General takes on the terrors of nature:

I don't know why I didn't see it earlier. Wolves, bears, and cougars are at the center of a grand conspiracy to take our guns away. If we allow that to happen, all we'll have left are our Hummers and Dodge Rams. And as you point out, the polar bears are out to get them. Then the feminists will simply pick us off, one emasculated shell of a man at a time.