Wednesday, December 03, 2008

Family Life

Shorter Eric Dondero:
Libertarian Republican: Penn. Gov. Ed Rendell outs fellow Dem Gov. Janet Napolitano, caught saying "she has no family," at Governor's Conference
  • Being unmarried means you're lesbian - not that there's anything wrong with that. And lesbians have no families.

    Update: As Marmot noted here, if you're not reading Eric's comments over at the post, you're really missing out! While explaining why whipping up a frenzy of speculation about the private life of a member of the government is *not* inconsistent with his "libertarianism," Eric writes:
    LOOKS MATTER IN LIFE AND MOST ESPECIALLY POLITICAL LIFE!!!!!!!

    This is why Sarah Palin is the absolute greatest candidate that the Republican Party has ever produced.
  • 2 comments:

    1. Lulz aplenty in the comments! Our ever even-handed Eric has conceded that it's possible Napolitano could be either a lesbian, asexual or a hermaphrodite.

      Truly a gentleman and a scholar! And to all those who might suggest otherwise, I say: "You haven't served in the armed forces."

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    2. Also, where's the vaunted Libertarian Republican link from CNN? I couldn't find it on their site?

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