Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Hasselbeck Gives Me An Idea

Proving that loyalty is truly all the (current) White House cares about, motherfucking Elizabeth Hasselbeck, the ex-survivor contestant turned dumb-ass wingnut, has been invited to the White House Christmas party.

Okay, I've got a very serious idea. I want a new Reality Show called "I Want To Be A Rightwing Media Star." Hosted Hasselbeck and Glenn Beck, it will take aspiring dumb-asses and let them compete to be the most influential (in a Palin on-stage kinda way) rightwing media presence. I'd absolutely watch that, seeing as they try different techniques and language and learn what works and what doesn't.

Oh God that would be awesome.

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