Not Funny

Jesus, the Right is just not funny:

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“Give a man a fish, he will eat today. Promise a man a million fish, he will contribute heap big wampum to your tribal election campaign fund.”
Iroqouis

“The man who builds his well at a distance soon laments when his wife’s mustache catches fire.”
Khazhak

“Do not waste your time talking to the yak. Because yakkity yak don’t talk back.”
Mongolian

“The single lotus blossom that brushes against river jade can defeat an army of steel fire-dragon. Well, okay, maybe that’s just the opium talking.”
Chinese

Christ.