Big Hollywood's Big Night

Breitbart's Haunted Clown Toilet of Angry Sad - Big Hollywood - exists to feel victimized by Liberal Entertainment. So the Oscars is pretty much their Superbowl, with all the Streep and Penn and mentioning Hanoi Jane, and dreaming of the glorious past when men were men, women were women, and the movies were filled with Jerry Lewis, Charlton Heston and George C. Scott.

The team was out in force last night, and I've compiled a number of bits from their evening of discussion. Without further ado, your Modern Conservative Movement...



(dude was *born* 4 years after E.T. came out)




















(in case it wasn't clear, dude is defending suburbia - poor suburbia!)












(...almost...)


(nope, not at all)