Pelvic Hick

Could any Clownhall article begin better than this, from Marybeth Hicks?

I've been told that if I'd been a parent in the 1950s, I probably would have spoken out against Elvis Presley's pelvic thrust as a dance move.

Probably not. But if you have the stomach for it, read on, and you'll find this gem.

Apparently, a sexual relationship with a park bench now is considered simply an alternative lifestyle.