Shorter Kurt Schlichter

The Worst Song of All Time: ‘Imagine’

Look at me! I'm claiming "Imagine" is the worst song ever! Does that... get your goat? Also, I have a job.*

Bonus verbatim Kurt:

Let me put it another way for emphasis – this guy chose to see Yoko Ono naked.  Many times.  The only response to someone with that kind of judgment is to listen carefully to what he says and then do the exact opposite.

*Correction: "I have a job" is also verbatim.