Staff Emails

I love that I work at a place where I get staff emails like this:

[AMNH-Staff]
The next meeting of the Linnaean Society of New York will be Tuesday,
April 11, 2006 at 7:30 pm in the Linder Theater on the first floor.

The speaker will be Dr. Mark L. Botton from Fordham University. Dr. Botton's topic is "Horseshoe Crabs and Avian Breeding Ecology."

Linnaean Society of New York meetings are open to all.

Excuse me? Did somebody say...Chelicerate?