Guilty!

Okay, the silly use of "squirt" in relation to the Zune (meaning "sending a file wirelessly") might be Cory Doctorow's fault.

From this morning's DailyLit segment of Doctorow's Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom (2003):

"That's not really my area," Tim said. "I'm a programmer. But I could have one of the designers squirt some plans at you, if you want."

Ick.