super tuber

The universe is a marvelous and mysterious place. From a non-satire site on favorite foods of members of Congress ("Congress Cooks!"), we have the top choice of The Honorable Larry E. Craig: the super tuber.

Wash and dry potato. Rub with shortening or butter. With an apple corer or small knife, core out the potato center (end to end). Push hot dog through the center. Bake until potato is cooked through.