Nestle SHAPES

Okay, you've got to be fuckin kidding me. Nestle has a new product called SHAPES that is sugar cookie dough, with PRE-CUT SHAPES. Saves you and your kid the time you would have been wasting choosing what cookie cutter to use and where to place it on the empty canvas. And actually pressing it down through the dough. Only from Nestle, i suppose.

Yeesh. Spend half a second on this site, and the madness starts piling up! Under Decorating Tips:

I like the part where it tells me to Write Boo on my ghost. Uh...okay. Eat cookie. Smile. Kiss mother.

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Mmmmm....Special Baking Offers. Later.