If Greg Were President

Greg Gutfeld gives the President some advice in a post called The Case for Punching Chavez in the Face:

But by lecturing us on what’s wrong with America, Chavez is giving Obama a golden opportunity to do something we`d all love to see: to stand up for America, by flattening Hugo like a frittata.

I for one, would like to see if there’s something underneath Obama’s suit, other than well-sculpted abs.

That would be awesome. Obama levels him, Hugo drops, looks up, pulling on his jaw, spittin' up blood. He knows who's the boss! Hugo holds elections, we give Obama a ticker-tape parade, sweeeeeeet.

Thanks fer the tips, Big Hollywood!

Update: Sadly No congratulations Greg on his courage, too.